I FEEL

I feel a lot things (and I feel like that’s what she said).

I feel like I’m going to be a third year at UCLA and I feel like I’m wrapping up my 2^nd year of ultimate (no long list of impressive club teams to insert here…hmmm….does practice player count?). I feel like the blu vets named me kodi(ak) but people in the outside world call me Bri. I feel amused when people realize that kodi is not on my driver’s license.

I feel like I like eating, huskies, sharpies, bears, hammers, hucks, numbers, and shiny things. I feel happy when I play bp and quarters but sad when I play flip cup. I feel like I don’t like wine bags, getting distracted by shiny things, and long feelings talks. I feel happy when I get to eat food between games but sad when I have to put food down to play. I feel unhappy with the color pink and sorority squats. I feel happy in big comfy sweaters and reluctantly happy in track shorts (because LA is so hot). I feel like shirts aren’t 100% necessary at tournaments after the sun is up.

I feel excited to play for KnockOut.

I feel a lot of feelings.

#23 Sabrina "Kodi" Fong

Cereal

My name is Jane. Some know me as Austin, Blue Hat Girl, or Girl on the Ground a Lot. I just completed my fourth and final year with the UCSD Psychos, where I served as TD my senior year and Life of the Party all four years. Some of my favorite past times include stalking other ultimate players (i.e. Georgia, Gwen Ambler, and players with funny blogs), drinking until I BTFO, being good at stuff, mumbling, and most of all, Hanging the O. Some of my many talents include high release, poachy D, laying out (only sometimes gratuitously), shotgunnning, being an official Judge of Cool (even though I, myself, am not that cool), being funny online (this would be a lot funnier if I actually wrote it), and being logical. My dreams and aspirations include being good at the ukulele, BTFO-ing less, and having my best year of Ultimate yet. If you would like to get to know me better, some of my topics of interest include ears, anything ultimate-related, and cool stuff online. I’m super stoked for this season with KO, and I’m looking forward to getting even better at stuff.

PS I like cereal.

This One Time, at Band Camp...

Fact: My name is Tidal. Not Tittle.

Fact: I went to the first Ultimate practice because my alternative was reading ahead for class. Ultimate or studying? Gee, such a hard decision.

Fact: I became addicted to Ultimate at the very first practice.

Fact: I'm ridiculo-STOKED to play KO!

Fact: I make up my own words/phrases. My favorite is 'cow muffins.'

Fact: I'm the BIGGEST band geek you will EVER meet.

Fact: I play the tuba, trombone, horn, flute, piano, anything with mallets and I'm learning the ukulele. The tuba definitely wins as the coolest/best instrument. Low brass > everything else.

Fact: I'm pro-band geeks for world domination. Check the picture if you don't believe me :]

Fact: I played for the UCSD Pep Band

Fact: The band had rehearsals at the same time as practices, so I ended up ditching them and playing Ultimate. BEST DECISION EVER.

Fact: I'm the least ayshun asian you will ever meet. Can you say twinkie? Get it? Twinkie? Yellow on the outside and white on the inside???

Fact: I'm full of really, really, really bad jokes.

Fact: I can be bribed with Skittles.

Smile. Laugh. Win.

Brynne "She Bee Stingin" Speizer made her Ultimate debut with the Wellesley Whiptails in the beginning of the 2000s. A total sports novice, Speizer had her work cut out for her. Initially, she was only interested in joining because of the group's reputation of "smiling," "laughing," and "silliness," on a campus known for being serious and sober. Like a moth to a flame, Speizer has played Ultimate ever since and has continued the Wellesley Whiptail tradition of proliferating "fun."

Speizer is thrilled to join Knock Out for the team's inaugural season. Having spent most of her club ultimate career in the mixed division, Speizer is psyched to play in the women's division for the second year in a row, after a 2009 season with Lady Godiva. Having spent time with the sexy crew of Brown Chicken Brown Cow and the mischievians of Mischief, look for Speizer to be psyching/sexying up her teammates and getting Big Ds on you. Don't let her addiction to fun and cheer fool you, Speizer aspires to come out on top. in every way.

In addition to suiting up for any challenge on the field, she will throw down on the dance floor anytime. Seriously, you should try it. Her musical beats of choice are disco and funk but will find a way to knock out the competition someway, somehow, on or off the field. Just ask Ben Bergen (Bitch). A native to the Bay Area, Speizer aspires to join the hot, hot lifestyle of San Diego living. In the mean time, she continues to practice shadowboxing and helping the kids in the Yay Area. It's not such a bad place, really. Above all, she loves ripe nectarines, the warm waters of Hawaii and her childhood dog, Buddy (RIP).