Friday, August 27, 2010

KATHERINE MARY “REVERSE COWGIRL DONKEY KICK” SULLIVAN


DJ Sullmaster Flex, renowned for her bumpin’ beats, moonlights as an Ultimate player on the weekends. Fueled by her past as a go-go-dancing, Okie Dokan, corn-fed Jayhawk, Sulls has moves beyond your comprehension, so good luck keeping up. Wherever you tries to cut on the Athlete Formerly Known as the Deuce Deuce, she’ll be there—waiting.

The only place you can even dream to beat this year’s Deuce Nil is at the party, where—due to an underachieving liver and an overachieving esophageal reflex—she will be the first to boot. But make no mistake, you’ll most certainly remember SullPatch was there. You can thank her later for starting that mad dance party that left you even sorer than last week's track workout.

K Sizzle will work you to death, lay out “D” you on every under, sky you on every over. What K Murda holds back in flash and flair, she makes up for by grinding your shit. Chances are, you’ll say “Foul” and you’ll hear “Contest”—it’s not her, it’s you. There’s no crying in women’s Ultimate.

Don’t let Sully’s trusty red cap, braided pigtails, freckle-bespeckled exterior, or affinity for Frisbee skirts fool you, she’s legit. So when she outworks, outplays and outthinks you, don’t feel bad. She’s just an artist with the one-twos.




(Written ever so kindly by AJ Hofland)

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Taylor Swift's #1 fan

My name is Teresa (insert nickname here). I play frisbee which is surprising considering I have trouble walking on solid ground. I throw massive backhand hucks. I love tay tay* and if you do too, odds are you will be my new best friend. I used to get drunk off two mikes hard lemonade but now I can drink half a bottle of tequila and feel nothing. I am on the eating team--my credentials: destroying a Vermonster with 3 other girls in six minutes. When it gets foggy, I like to wave my arms and yell "Expecto Patronum!" I have been on the UC Davis Pleiades for the last 4 years, and captained the last 2. Now I'm ready for some Knock Out!

*also known as T-Sweezy or Taylor Swift.
*Taylor Lautner's abs would be acceptable too.

--written by Lauren "Ducky" Carden

Teresa Feng #6

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Susanna Maria de Guadalupe Hernandez Silva


Hola,

Me llamo Suzie pero alugunos me llaman Silva, Hott Sizzle, Super Suz, o peanut. Yo soy del Havasu Hood en AZ. Hace un calor de mierda alla asi que ahora vivo en San Diego. Aca en San Diego encontre muchas cosas nuevas como la playa, un trabajo, cesped, ballenas, la playa, el zoo, y por supuesto Knock Out! Empeze a jugar Ultimo en la Universidad de Redlands, CA. No somos algo grande alla pero estamos crecendo y mejorando poco a poco. Las cosas que me hacen feliz ademas que
Ulitimo son... dormir, escuchar a Marvin Gaye, jugar basketball, acetunas verdes, la bicicleta de mi abuela, cervesa barata, comer Hott Cheetohs con Tapatio con mi novio, ir a Forever 21, y Argentina. Me siento muy afortunada estar en este equipo, la gente son rad, el Ultimo esta a un nivel que nunca juge, y no puedo esperar para lo que viene.

Nos vemos en la cancha,
Susanna Maria de Guadalupe Hernandez Silva